"So - spill the beans - how did it go with that girl I saw you swimming with last night?"
"Really well actually, we had a good chat and things were going well..."
"...I don't know - sometimes it's just difficult to read the signs - you know?"
"Don't. Don't even dare."
"You know what I mean? She seemed keen but she also seemed a bit shy."
"Stop it. Don't say another word. For the sake of our friendship shut up."
"I figure maybe she was just being COY!"
"And there it is...you had to didn't you? If I wasn't able to breathe under water I'd drown myself right now."